Welcome to:
The Wolstanton International Review of 2024



The Wolstanton International World Wide Website is best viewed using your eyes.
WARNING! Occasionally items are not entirely true. But then there's nothing stranger than the truth.
Posted 30/12/2024

The Editor is ashamed of himself again, again, again, again, again, again. It's a year since he posted anything from Wolstanton


"Wow I can't believe I'm 71" said regular reader!! Thank you to our oldest reader.

Here's some of this yeat's Pop-Up Action



Live from Jayne's 60th Birthday Party:


Live from the Bank Holiday Beer Festival at The Globe in Nantwich, sounding like a band...




Best Jokes of 2024.


Comedian Mark Simmons wins 'Funniest Joke of the Fringe' Award with: 'I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it’

Narrowly missing out are:
British etiquette is confusing. Why is it highbrow to look at boobs in an art gallery but lowbrow when I get them out in Spoons? - Chelsea Birkby

I’m an extremely emotionally needy non-binary person: my pronouns are ‘there there’. - Sarah Keyworth



Best Result of 2024:


Mrs Morris 1, Bowel Cancer 0.
If you're offered a free poo test, do it. Mrs Morris was diagnosed with bowel cancer after hers. A few weeks later after a third of her bowel was removed, she was declared all clear.



Worst Result of the 2024:


Mart on his bike 0, Turning Tractor 1.
Men in their 60's shouldn't be running motorcycles into tractors. A full recovery is well on the way.



Actual News:


At long last, Whally's Quarry has been given a closure notice. It hasn't stopped it stinking! The biggest stink is the failure of all the authorities to close it sooner.



Top Celebrity Death 2024.

Click Here for The Top Celebrity Deaths of 2024. There are some biggies in there and they seem to be getting closer to my age...

Stop Press:
30/12/2024 Fresh news in today. Jimmy Carter, 39th president of the USA, made it to 100 years old, but could wait to make this year's list. RIP Jimmy.



High Spy played some gigs in 2024. New music planned for 2025. Live videos coming soon.....

High Spy Made an impression at Danfest. We played to a crowd who don't know us, then they formed an orderly queue at the merch desk. We sold more than all the other band on that day put together. Hurrah!

Click Here for all things High Spy


Entertainment News.

The Editor is leaving Sinpusher after 10+ years of service. My last show is Jan 7th at The Glebe in Stoke-on-Trent.



Jolly Boys Biking Trip 2024




Alps Trip 2024




Spain 2024 with Mrs Morris (It's a bit long...)




Wolstanton Weather


We're expecting all kinds of weather in Wolstanton in 2025. Looking forward to it.




Now the sport:
2024 Football:


Stoke City:
Sack another manager...and get their first win in ages with Ryan Shawcross in charge.

Port Vale:
Are knocking on the door of automatic promotion...

Crewe:
Are knocking on the door of automatic promotion...





And finally:



Happy New Year to all the readers. All the best for 2025.





WOP Statistics
Circulation 19-ish

Website Copyright ©2024.9 Richard Pointon, All Rights Reserved.