Welcome to: The Wolstanton International Review of 2021 The Wolstanton International World Wide Website is best viewed using your eyes. WARNING! Occasionally items are not entirely true. But then there's nothing stranger than the truth. Posted 26/12/2021

The Editor is ashamed of himself again, again, again, again. It's a year since he posted anything from Wolstanton

Actual Real, True, Genuine News Item about a guy from Wolstanton. Let's call him "Wolstanton Guy": In other football spectating news, a glory hunting Wolstanton Guy phoned a friend recently in a state of shock. The previous night he had gone to London to see his adopted team Chelsea play in a cup match, and he gave one of his glory hunting mates a lift home to Leicestershire after the game. It was around 2:00 in the morning and Wolstanton Guy was driving along a Leicestershire dual carriageway, it was pitch black with no street lighting and a fox ran out right in front of him. He was unable to miss the fox, but as he was travelling at around 60 mph decided that the fox would have been killed and he decided to carry on to his mate's house. Upon arrival, his mate told Wolstanton Guy not to drive straight off as the stop gave them chance to inspect the car for fox shaped damage, but on getting out of the car they were astonished to find said fox wedged length ways into the grill on the front of the car, and furthermore still breathing. Wolstanton Guy telephoned the police for advice, and they washed their hands of it, said it was none of their concern and gave him the number of an emergency vet. He called the vet who gave his postcode, so Wolstanton Guy set off in the middle of the night to find a vet in an area he has no knowledge of. Some 5 minutes later, he was flagged down by a passing police car, "Excuse me Sir, are you aware that you have a fox on the front of your car" ?? Wolstanton Guy regaled them with his story, so they escorted him to the vets. It was 3:30 by this stage and the world's most miserable vet came out, said nothing to anyone, touched the fox and mumbled "dead", pulled it from the grill and took it inside. Wolstanton Guy eventually arrived home turned 5:00 in the morning.

Joke of the year 2021. (Official) The best joke at this year’s Edinburgh Fringe Festival has been selected – and it’s a vegetable pun. Swedish comedian Olaf Falafel claimed the coveted honour of Dave’s Funniest Joke At The Fringe award after returning for the seventh time. The joke he won with is: “I keep randomly shouting out ‘broccoli’ and ‘cauliflower’ – I think I might have florets.”

Top Celebrity Death 2021. Desmond Tutu Died today aged 90. Mad as a box of frogs, this is how the clergy should be. Nobel Peace Prize winner, campaigner for non-violent protest against apartheid in South Africa and all round good guy. I had the privilege to hear him speak to a load of Stoke City fans at a charity match. He was with Banksy and Pele that day and still had the demeanour of a legend. R.I.P. Desmond.

Bonus Celebrity Death 2021. Janice Long Died today aged 66. THAT doesn't seem very old at all.....

Sinpusher end the year with a gig to an almost empty room after our government tell the pubs to stay open but advise the punters to stay home.

This year's Jolly Boys Biking Trip took us to Scotland. Italy was closed.

Scotland is a place to can visit more than once in a year. Mrs Morris celebrated her birthday there too.... This video has a copright claim, just because Led Zeppelin were on the radio in the background...

House parties have featured this year. The Pop-Up Band "Pointon Morris Smith" have been in demand.

Another Motorcycle trip earlier in 2021. We went to Devon to explore some of the less-used roads.

The Editor Joins Yet Another Band Every now and then an opportunity comes along too good to resist. The Editor has joined local Neo-Prog band "High Spy". Check 'em out >>>>>>> Click Here for everything about High Spy.

Wolstanton Weather The weather is so grey, I'm not posting a picture of it....

Now the sport: 2021 Football: In between bouts of covid, some teams are playing football 2021 Cricket: England are very poor at the moment, Australia are not. 2021 Formula One: Apparently, it's OK to change the rules during the last lap of the season in order to change the outcome of the race (and overall winner).

WOP Statistics Circulation 19-ish

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