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The Wolstanton International Review of 2020
(Things to do During Lockdown)!!


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Posted 30/12/2020

The Editor is ashamed of himself again, again, again. It's a year since he posted anything from Wolstanton


Actual Real, True, Genuine News Item:

30/12/2020 The Oxford Vaccine received approval for use in the UK today. Hurrah for the people who know what they are doing.



Joke of the year 2020.
A giraffe was chatting with a zebra recently in Chester zoo. The giraffe asked "are you white with black stripes or black with white stripes?" The zebra replied "I've no idea. Who would know a thing like that?". The giraffe said that only God would know. That night the zebra prayed before he went to sleep. He asked God to let him know the answer to his identity. God appeared in a dream and told the zebra "you are what you are". The next day the giraffe sees the zebra and asks if God gave him an answer. "Oh yes" said the zebra, "God said 'you are what you are', so I'm white with black stripes". Puzzled, the giraffe asked for an explanation. "Well" said the zebra "if I was black with white stripes he would have said 'you is what you is'".




Top Celebrity Covid Related Death 2020.

Tim Brooke-Taylor. Former Goodie and long time panelist on I'm Sorry I'll read That again:





Other Noteable Celebrity Death 2020 from the BBC.

Click Here for dead celebrities at the BBC News website.



Here a thing to do during lockdown. How many solutions can you do?





Here another thing to do during lockdown. Play you guitar without your beard on.....





Here another thing to do during lockdown. Get your loop station out.....





Between lockdowns you can nip to Scotland





Holiday photos are here, if you're interested....... Click Here


Pre-Lockdown Motorcycling Section (Trip to Spain. Dust Devils). Seems like for-ever-ago.




Semi-Lockdown Trip to Zipworld. Do this once in your life. we reached 94mph!!!!




How to Avoid Lockdown


Go to Sweden. The pubs have remained open throughout.

Snow on snow, snow on snow!



Wolstanton Weather


It's snowed and it's stayed around.

Snow on snow, snow on snow!



Now the sport:
2020 Football:

Dirty Leeds:
Got promoted to the Premier league. They were the outstanding best team in the Championship last season. We'll all be shouting for Leeds whenever they play Man United.

Stoke:
Knocking on the door of the Championship play-off places. Not scoring enough. One fumbled goal in three games won't cut it.

Port Vale:
After years of mis-management, Vale are mid-table in League Two, a whole division below Crewe. They really should let the fans back in the stadium, because they could easily get 2 metres between all 30 of them.






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