Welcome to: The Wolstanton International, 2017 1st and Last Edition!! The Wolstanton International World Wide Website is best viewed using your eyes. WARNING! Occasionally items are not entirely true. But then there's nothing stranger than the truth. Posted 31/12/2017

The Editor is ashamed of himself again. It's a year since he posted anything from Wolstanton

Selfie of the Year. This was taken at 8:06pm, 11/07/2017 in Briancon, France. Gert and Gunter had been drinking since midday. We joined them early in the evening and drank all the Fischer beer available.

Jokes of the festive season. Q - Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? A - He was picking his nose. I hear you can now get Viagra eye drops. There are no harmful side-effects, it just makes you look hard.

Men Are No Longer Required! Since the beginning of time, a boy's passage into manhood was the day his mother asked hime if he could open a jar for her. My best daughter came home this Christmas with an evil trick. She can open a jar WITHOUT A MAN. Using only a regular household spoon she can do it by herself.

Top Celebrity Deaths for the whole of 2017. It's been another baaaaad year for celebrities! Here are some you might have heard of: Keith Chegwin - Not very old Christine Keeler - The spy who loved both sides David Cassidy - What did the girls see in the hansome muti millionaire Rodney Bewes - Likely Lad Malcolm Young - Rythmic legend Fats Domino - Why did they call him Fat? Sean Hughes - Not very old. Tom Petty - He got lucky. Hugh Hefner - He definitely got lucky! Liz Dawn - Even I know she was in Corrie. Walter Becker - Plated a Steely guitar Bruce Forsyth - Didn't he do well! Glen Campbell - Lineman of the county Robert Hardy - Best known for being an actor luvvie. Barry Norman - Star of Film 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97 and 98. Michael Bond - Where would we be without Paddington? Adam West - Can't belive Batman has died! Peter Sallis - Voiceover for Wallace and Grommit John Noakes - Top Children's TV Presenter of all time. Gregg Allman - An Alman Brother Sir Roger Moore - What did the girls see in the multi-millionaire actor? Chris Cornell - Too young again! Erin Moran - Who? The girl in Happy Days Colin Dexter - Kept the late John Thaw in word for years after he retired from The Sweeny Chuck Berry - Kept rocking 'till he was 90 Joni Sledge - A Sledge Sister John Surtees - Only ever world champion on two and four wheels. How did he not get knighted? John Wetton - Famous for being bass player John Wetton Geoff Nicholls - Long time member of Black Sabbath Sir John Hurt - Best known for being an actor luvvie. Mary Tyler Moore - Star of The Mary Tyler Moore Show Gorden Kaye - Allo, Allo, Goodbye. Graham Taylor - An England manager who didn't win a trophy.

John Noakes Special Mention They don't make children's TV presenters like this any more. Vote for the best childrens TV presenter of all time. The nominations are: 1, John Noakes. 2, John Noakes. 3, John Noakes. Send your entry to he usual address.

Biking Trips of 2017 Trip 1. Spain. Ride bikes, drink beer, eat, talk nonsense, repeat. I am not tired of this cycle of behaviour at all!! Trip 2. Italy - The Stella Alpina Rally (again) (Jolly Boys Biking Week) Ride bikes, drink beer, eat, talk nonsense, repeat. I am not tired of this cycle of behaviour at all!! Short Highlight. Arriving at the Top of the World Day out. Gatesgarth Pass in the Lake District

Now the sport: 2017 Football: Stoke City Stoke are not living up to new higher expectations Last game of the year they lpost 5-0 at Chelsea. Boooooo. Port Vale Vale have changed fortunes with the change of manager. Last game of the year they beat league leaders Luton 4 goals to none! Crewe Alexandra The Alex are still where they always were, bouncing along the bottom of the league.

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