Welcome to: The Wolstanton When-eveverly Sporting Spectacular by Popular Demand!! The Wolstanton Online Periodical World Wide Website is best viewed using your eyes. WARNING! Occasionally items are not entirely true. But then there's nothing stranger than the truth. Posted 01/02/2014

MATCH OF THE DAY 01/02/2014 Result: Stoke City 2-1 Manchester Who?-nited. Our reporter at the match was Mick, who would prefer to remain nameless (of course!). "A well deserved voctory for the Potters!" said Mick. "Make sure you watch it on Match Of The Day". (I will - Ed.) Mick went on to say "I demand a Sporting Spectacular Edition!!!!!". (Here it is - Ed.) Peter Crotch points to his own knob in celebration after Charlie's first goal! Man of the Match? No contest! "Adam Charlie was awesome!" said Mick. High Fives for Hughes. "I've always had the greatest respect for Mark" said Mick. Charlie shows us his tonsils. Hughes grabs his "Air Microphone" for a round of Delilah. David Moyes applauds Stoke City on their well deserved victory. One down, ten to go. Broken Man United player searches in vain for his ego. Wayne Rooney not scoring, so why did anyone publish his picture??? Van Persie cheers the lads on!

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