Welcome to: The Wolstanton When-eveverly Something to Think About Edition!! "That's got me thinking!!" exclaimed a reader. The Wolstanton Online Periodical World Wide Website is best viewed using your eyes. WARNING! Occasionally items are not entirely true. But then there's nothing stranger than the truth. Posted 04/02/2012 (or there-abouts)

TOP CELEBRITY DEATH OF THE YEAR Here's a couple of dead celebs who've been waiting quite long enough for a mention. TCD Update: Jimmy Saville has been removed for fiddling with kids. 06/01/2012 Bob Holness I'd like n "R.I.P." please Bob.

BEST TEXT JOKE OF THE YEAR After 30 years of marriage, Jim the plumber left his wife Florence. The note on the table simply read "It's over Flo"

GIG OF THE MONTH: Go Gave Rock and Roll To You Kiss? my @rse! I overlooked mentioning watching K.T.Tunstall last year. Here she is:

THOUGHTFUL ITEM OF THE MONTH: Quantum Levitation

LOCAL DEALER OF THE YEAR: PHILPOTT'S You know the set used in the Four Candles sketch? That's Philpott's! Staffed by blokes who know what they are talking about. They've got 'andles for forks, O's for the name o' the 'ouse and anything else you can think of. There seems to be a Braces theme. They are hanging above the counter and they are on the front page of the website, methinks their average customer must be the kind of shape that can't support trousers I was stunned to find they have a website: http://www.ajphilpott.co.uk/ to unsubscribe. I shall visit again in 2012

BEST READER'S APPEARANCE ON GOOGLE STREETVIEW OF THE YEAR: Mark the Stokie wishes to remain nameless, that's why he's wearing a disguise.

WEATHER As I get older, the idea of my own personal meteorological station seems quite appealing.

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