Welcome to: The Wolstanton When-eveverly Best Of 2011 Edition!! "I've waited all year for this!!" exclaimed a reader. The Wolstanton Online Periodical World Wide Website is best viewed using your eyes. WARNING! Occasionally items are not entirely true. But then there's nothing stranger than the truth. Posted 29/12/2011 (or there-abouts)

TOP CELEBRITY DEATH OF THE YEAR No contest for this one: Bin-Rot-in-hell-Laden

BEST TEXT JOKE OF THE YEAR After 30 years of marriage, Jim the plumber left his wife Florence. The note on the table simply read "It's over Flo"

ROADSIGN OF THE YEAR:

GIG OF THE YEAR: Deep Purple with the Neue Philharmonie Frankfurt (New Philharmonic Orchestra) 29 November 2011 at the M.E.N. Arena (Built by M.E.N. for M.E.N.). I can't believe I waited until I was 50 to see this band! They still open with Highway Star, I can't think of a better song to start with

FOOTBALL MATCH OF THE YEAR: Has to be Stoke v Arse-nal Sunday 8th May 2011 Stoke were worthy winners when it finished 3-1 to the Potters. Supplimenting the football were the "in-form" Stoke Fans. The best chants of the game were: "One - nil to the Rugby team" after the opening goal "Two - nil to the Rugby team" after the second goal "He didn't see that, He didn't see that, Arsen Wenger, He didn't see that!" after a foul on a Stoke Player. "I bet you saw that, I bet you saw that, Arsen Wenger, I bet you saw that!" after a foul on an Arse-nal Player. "Sh1t Barcelona, You're just a sh1t Barcelona!" after Arse-nal passed the ball pointlessly in their own half.

LOCAL DEALER OF THE YEAR: PHILPOTT'S You know the set used in the Four Candles sketch? That's Philpott's! Staffed by blokes who know what they are talking about. They've got 'andles for forks, O's for the name o' the 'ouse and anything else you can think of. There seems to be a Braces theme. They are hanging above the counter and they are on the front page of the website, methinks their average customer must be the kind of shape that can't support trousers I was stunned to find they have a website: http://www.ajphilpott.co.uk/ to unsubscribe. I shall visit again in 2012

BEST READER'S APPEARANCE ON GOOGLE STREETVIEW OF THE YEAR: Mark the Stokie wishes to remain nameless, that's why he's wearing a disguise.

WEATHER As I get older, the idea of my own personal meteorological station seems quite appealing.

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