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Posted 23/10/2005.
www.angrysongs.co.uk/ Why not? We're brilliant.
My black armband is nearly worn out after this lot.
Richard Whiteley
Presenter of top TV show Countdown died after heart surgery. Super stud "Twice Nightly Whiteley" was far too modest to reveal the reason for his nickname and claimed his success rate was more like "Once Yearly Nearly".
Luther Van Dross
17/07/2005
Ted Heath
21/07/2005
James Doohan better known as "Scotty". Part of Doohan's ashes are to be scattered in space.
19/08/2005
Mo Mowlam
In the interest of political balance Robin Cooke can't be included. I'm sure there may be one or two readers who wish the rest of the Labour party would follow suit.
22/08/2005
Robert Moog inventor of the Moog synthesizer.
Sadly, September saw the death of Chris Moyden. Chris was known to me as engineer on many of the old Angrystars recordings. Others knew him as local band Final Conflict's drummer. Chris was an all round good guy and leaves an unwanted gap in the community. R.I.P. Chris.
04/10/2005
Ronnie Barker
So it's goodnight from him, the comic genius.
07/06/2005
I never thought I'd see the day. This morning there was a burnt out wreck of a Ford Fiesta on Wolstanton Marsh.
makes you go blind. A recent survey found that 50 out of 23 million Viagra users have gone blind. Maybe, just maybe, it's the following activity that makes you go blind. Perhaps the Vicar was right all along. Oh well, must get my eyes tested.
The go-ahead has been given for a grass fired power station to be built near Eccleshall Staffordshire. The plant will burn Elephant grass and miraculously turn it into electricity. The wonders of modern technology never fail to amaze. Fortunately, no elephants will starve as the grass will be grown specially.
Some of you may have thought we'd never actually do it but we did, We played the Rigger and a good time was had by all. I'll book another soon and you can be sure you'll get to hear about it. www.angrysongs.uk/
Q. What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
A. Dam!
Urinals with a fly.
Tuesday's Wall Street Journal has an article about the Dutch takeover of JFK airport's International Arrivals building. The Dutch have some interesting ideas on how to clean it up:
In Amsterdam, the tile under Schiphol's urinals would pass inspection in an operating room. But nobody notices. What everybody does notice is that each urinal has a fly in it. Look harder, and the fly turns into the black outline of a fly, etched into the porcelain.
"It improves the aim," says Aad Kieboom. "If a man sees a fly, he aims at it." Mr. Kieboom, an economist, directs Schiphol's own building expansion. His staff conducted fly-in-urinal trials and found that etchings reduce spillage by 80%.
"We will put flies in the urinals -- yes," Jan Jansen says in a back office at the Arrivals Building. He is the new Dutch general manager, the boss as of noon today. "It gives a guy something to think about. That's the perfect example of process control."
His New York public relations attendant titters. "Fine, laugh at me," Mr. Jansen says. "It works."
.... you go to Tesco and can't resist TWO pairs of jeans, no matter how bad the style and fit, because they are REDUCED form £4 to £3. Pass me six pounds worth!
It's not much I know but it's the only fish I ever caught. This enormous specimen came out of the Grand Union canal and went back with only one extra hole in its top lip.
Can someone tell wht it is the BBC have seen fit to give that ginger twit Chris Evans a job? He's even got prime time slots!!!!!
Cricket:
Did anyone notice? England won the Ashes!! Cricket kept football off the sports pages for the first few games of the season. I even found myself watching on the edge of my seat.
Not as windy here as New Orleans or Los Angeles
OO! The Dee road is really exciting now! Different every time you drive through.
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