The Wolstanton Periodical World Wide Website Christmas Special 2004
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Posted 23/12/04.
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Emlyn Hughes.
Top seventies footballer dies before his due date. RIP Emlyn.
Those of us of a certain age may be experiencing what has become known as a "Senior Moment".
Well here's another name for it.
CRAFT
Stands for:
Can't Remember A F'ing Thing.
A cleaner has apologised to his lottery syndicate for missing out on a share of an £8.5m jackpot after he ran out of money to buy enough tickets. Andrew Edwards from Ketley bought the tickets for 15 staff at New College, Telford, Shropshire, on Saturday.
The cleaners should have been £100,000 richer after the numbers came up but Mr Edwards did not have enough change to choose the winning line.
Mr Edwards said he was very sorry and cannot believe what has happened.
"I am not hiding anything. We have not got the win.
"How am I going to get away with it? We are in a syndicate. I would not do that to any of them.
"Most of them are in my family. I really feel sorry."
Agonisingly, he plumped for 13 other number combinations, members said.
Syndicate member Marie Roy told BBC News she has not seen Mr Edwards since Sunday.
There has been no deal on power sharing. Not exactly news is it! There never has been a deal on power sharing and there will always be one small sticking point at what appears to be the final hurdle.
23/12/04
Martin Schanklemann was talking about the failure of Amazon to deliver on time for Christmas. In a classic Freudian slip he referred to the "Amazon Web-Shite" live on Radio 2.
LARD SHORTAGE hits Sainsbury's profitability. Sainsbury's, for the first time in its 135 year history, declared a trading loss. WW puts this down entirely to the Lard Supply problem. A spokesman for Sainsbury's said "If we could get more lard we would easily have broken even".
The present Mrs. Pointon recently purchased some new Christmas tree lights. "Look at this" she said eagerly "they do all different sequences. Watch!". She then showed me all the different flashing patterns. "There are eight programs" she enthused. "That's three more than the T.V." said I.
Is it time we got a Freeview Box????
It's Thursday 23rd Dec 2004. I looked at the opening times on Farmer's Shoe Shop Door. "Closed Thursdays" it read. I saw the shop was full and naturally thought he was open because it's the day before Christmas Eve. I wandered in and enquired "Are you open today and tomorrow?" "No! just tomorrow." came the reply "I only came in to write a cheque and they all followed me in!"
Footie:
20/11/04
Plymouth 0-0 Stoke
Crewe 4-1 Gillingham
Port Vale 1-2 Torquay
Rugby Union
Charlie Hodgson scores 27 points as England beat South Africa 32-16 at Twickenham.
27/11/04
Footy:
Stoke 0 - 1 Sunderland
Coventry 0 - 1 Crewe
Peterborough 4 - 0 Port Vale
Rugby Union
England 19-21 Australia
More Footy:
30/11/04
Crewe 2 - 1 Millwall
04/12/04
Watford 0 - 1 Stoke
Crewe 2 - 2 Ipswich
FA Cup 2nd round
Blackpool 1 - 0 Port Vale
11/12/04
Crewe 3 - 0 Plymouth
Stoke 1 - 0 Coventry
Luton 1 - 0 Port Vale
17/12/04
Brighton 0 - 1 Stoke
18/12/04
Wolves 1-1 Crewe
Port Vale 3-1 Oldham
60% chance of heavy snowfalls on Christmas Day they say!!!!!
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