Welcome to The Third Edition of: The Wolstanton Monthly World Wide Website The Wolstanton Monthly World Wide Website is best viewed 800X600 using your eyes. WARNING! Occasionally items are not entirely true. Posted 19/09/04.

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Website of the Week! www.thisisstaffordshire.co.uk/ Check out "May 'Un Mar Lady" for yourself.

Top Celebrity Deaths:Words pinched from the BBC again. Punk guitarist Johnny Ramone dies Johnny Ramone, guitarist in punk band The Ramones, has died at the age of 55 following a long fight against cancer. He passed away at his Los Angeles home on Wednesday, surrounded by friends and family, said the band's artistic director Arturo Vega. Johnny Ramone, real name John Cummings, battled prostate cancer for five years.

News: TOP TRUE STORY: Final Wish! This really is true. It happened to a Reverend friend of my folks. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty. A minister was taking the funeral service of a keen angler. The angler had a favourite spot on the canal where he wanted his final resting place to be. In line with the wishes, the final part of the funeral proceedngs was the scattering of the ashes into the water. No sooner than the ashes had landed a family of ducks ate them. The Rev X struggled not to laugh. Great Days Out, Crocky Trail: Located down a back lane in deepest Cheshire, Crocky Trail is a collection of home made things for you and your kids enjoyment and injury. If you are part of the compensation culture don't bother going, that would only ruin it for the rest of us. One thing I noticed was that everyone else got changed BEFORE they went in. Every type of dangerous bridge over the stream is here, many you will have seen on "You've been framed". There are lots of things to climb, slide down and bash yourself on. We climbed, slid, spun and bashed ourselves. We spotted one Birthday party group indulging in a mud fight. Warning. And they mean it. Go there before the HSE close it! (but don't take a two year old)

Peacetime Update:

Quiz of the Month: Back by popular demand!!! Answer to last week's quiz qeustion? A Coffin! Groaaaannnnn!

Joke of the Week: There are a lot of lists about just now. Here's another of them. Quotes of the world's most powerful man: "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." - George W. Bush "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - George W. Bush "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'." - George W. Bush "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." - George W. Bush "The future will be better tomorrow." - George W. Bush "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." - George W. Bush "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." - George W. Bush "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." - George W. Bush "Public speaking is very easy." - George W. Bush "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." - George W. Bush "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." - George W. Bush "For NASA, space is still a high priority." - George W. Bush "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." - George W. Bush "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - George W. Bush "It's time for the human race to enter the solar system." - George W. Bush God help America.....

Music: AngryNews: Next batch of recordings start this week with more drum tracks. It's all very exciting for those of us doing it. www.angrysongs.co.uk

Picture of the Week The Sentnull are re-running the entire series of May un Mar Lady cartoons. They early ones were brilliant. As a further tribute to the Late Dave Follows (with the correct spelling this week) here is another of them. "May 'un Mar Lady"

Sport: Footy: 14/09/04 Stoke 3-2 Ipswich Crewe 0-2 Qpr 18/09/04 Stoke 0-0 Nottm Forest Crewe 2-2 Leeds Brentford 1-0 Port Vale

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Weather: Autumn is very nearly here. I can tell you know

Travel News Maybe I'll show you my D road plan next week.

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