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WARNING! Occasionally items are not entirely true.
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Well!! You can't please all the readers all the time!! A reader complained this week "I like to save my Wolstanton Weeklys together in a folder and I don't know how to do that with a web page". It's no use we'll have to put it to a vote.
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Bush Visits London
We knew you'd be thrilled! Just like the other American tourists he missed out most of Britain
Northern Ireland
Following the shock victory of the DUP in the NI assembly elections the two comunities are bitterly divided. WHY ARE WE NOT SURPRISED?
Not much happened this week.
The party:
A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party.
The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain, and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice young lady he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.
She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After some more to drink he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie in the back seat.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had.
"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."
"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad. Apparently he had a whale of a time."
You've proably seen this before but I enjoyed it.
"Request"
Footie:
25/11/03
Stoke 0-1 Crystal Palace. Against the run of play Palace Scored. You really need to win these matches against teams from the bottom of the table.
29/11/03
Gillingham 3-1 Stoke. Stoke are now a comforable 4th from bottom. Sound familiar?
Norwich 1-0 Crewe
Port Vale 1-1 Rushden & D
Still slippy on the roads. Just too slippy for riding a bike with a laptop on your back!
Did I really think someone would write to me?
There will be a next edition and it could be in a mystery format!!!!