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"Nise bakground color" said a dyslexic reader. "That's a horrible colour" said Mrs Pointon.

Website of the Week! www.justgiving.com/loubigfoot Handy way to sponsor Mrs Pointon for her massive walk in aid of The MS Society.

News: TOP STORY: MRS. POINTON IN BIGFOOT CHALLENGE: From 6th to 8th August, Mrs Pointon will be trudging around Cheshire in the BIGFoot challenge in aid of The MS Society. She will be walking for 50 MILES! I know she's collared some of you personally but it would be fantastic if some of you out-of-reach people could donate on-line. She has threatened to withdraw publishing rights of the Wolstanton Weekly if the pledges are insufficient!!!!! DONATE NOW TO ENSURE THE FUTURE OF WOLSTANTON WEEKLY. Donate to Lou's Effort Here Checkout the event details here

Peacetime Update: Pictures all over the place detracting from the real issues and endangering our troops.

Jokes of the Week (My Dad is responsible for these): Police officers arrest a con man for selling bottles filled with a liquid that he claims slows the ageing process. The sergeant tells his constable "Frank, check his record. My instinct tells me our boy has played this game before." Frank reports back, "You were right Serg. He's got form. He was nicked for the same thing in 1955, 1898, and 1721". A man goes to see his GP and says "Doctor, I think I'm a moth." "You don't need a doctor, you need a psychologist." the GP replies. "I know," says the man, "But I was passing and your light was on......" Sitting on the veranda at a nudist colony, two history professors are watching the sun go down. "Have you read Marx?" one asks the other. "Yes," his colleague replies. "I think it's these wicker chairs."

Music: AngryNews: The set list is growing. More backing vocals than ever before.

Picture of the Week! "Rose's Cafe, Bermondsey" This photo may not mean much to you but this is the place where a company MD got lunch for five people (me included) for less than twenty quid. Rose's Cafe is the winner of the Wolstanton Weekly Massive Breakfast for £3.50 award. (Picture is courtesy of Sgt. Cully's mobile phone)

Sport Footy: 04/05/04 Div 1 Stoke City 4 - 1 West Brom 08/05/04 Div 2 Rushden 0-2 Port Vale. Vale miss the play-offs on goal difference. Shame! Premiership Leeds are relegated. See you at the Britannia Stadium next year. 09/05/04 Stoke 0-0 Gillingham. Stoke finish the season 11th. That's their highest league finish for something like 18 years. Just goes to show how bad it's been! Crewe 1-3 Norwich. Crewe finished 18th.

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Weather: April showers. What else would you expect in May?

Travel News A new Tarmac Towpath on the Trent and Mersey between Longport and Harecastle makes a much smoother cycle ride.

Letters to the Editor: Another quiet week.

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