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Posted 08/03/04.
www.EssayGenerator.com Handy site for anyone writing large essays. Thanks to reader Cully for this one.
If you write a ten thousand word essay, does anyone ever read it?
For the second time the Handly readers are featured. Rob, currently doing his teacher training has landed his first post. A two year contract on St. Helena in the middle of the South Atlantic!
He will be taking:
1 wife
3 kids
2 dogs
1 tortoise
1 "stray" pigeon (a homing bird that didn't)
Some Interesting facts about St. Helena:
It's small at only 42 square miles
There's a place called "Sandy Bay" which is anything but.
Napoleon didn't escape from here.
It's obviously British by location.
Population of 3800
The Boat docks there 18 times a year
You can't fly there. EVEN IF YOU ASK THE RAF! (Sarah Did)
You can access the Internet.
They can't get teachers.
They grow coffee and bananas.
They fish tuna.
They sell fishing rights to the Japanese.
The editor and staff would like to wish the Handleys well on their latest adventure and point out that we are not jealous at all. Much.
Have a look here if you too want to be not envious at all.
It's been a light news week.
02/03/04 Massive co-ordinated suicide bomb attacks kill 180. B@st@rds!
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the starts and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night, Holmes wakes Watson up: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce." Watson says, "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." Holmes replied: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent."
Would you beleive it? Nothing happened again!
"Picture from Mars"
Footy:
Tuesday 02/03/04
Stoke 2-0 Ipswich Hooray!!!!
QPR 3-2 Port Vale. Shame!
03/03/04
Derby 0-0 Crewe. One point is better than none.
06/03/04
Joe Pointon and the yellow bibs 4-0 The blue bibs. Joe had his first game of Mini-Soccer at Roe Lane today.
Stoke 3-1 Watford. Stoke are only three points off the play off zone. Scary isn't it?
Wigan 2-3 Crewe. Three points is better than one point.
Blackpool 2-1 Port Vale. Shame!
Six Nations 06/03/04 Disaster Strikes:
Ireland record a shock 19-13 victory over England in the Six Nations at Twickenham.
Formula One:
The season has started, the Red cars will win. Nuff said!
World Super Bike(proper racing):
Sunday, 29 February, 2004
Superbike World Championship Rd 1, Valencia:
RESULTS UP TO THE FIRST THREE BRITISH RIDERS:
Race 1 (23 laps):
1 James Toseland (Gbr) Ducati Fila Ducati 999 F04 42mins 39.266secs
2 Pierfrancesco Chili (Ita) PSG - 1 Corse Ducati 999 RS 42'43.964
3 Chris Walker (Gbr) Foggy PETRONAS Racing Petronas FP1 43'01.375
4 Marco Borciani (Ita) D.F.Xtreme Sterilgarda Ducati 999 RS 43'32.570
5 Leon Haslam (Gbr) Renegade Ducati Ducati 999 RS 43'41.552
Race 2 (23 laps):
1 Noriyuki Haga (Jpn) Renegade Ducati Ducati 999 RS 37mins 32.364secs
2 James Toseland (Gbr) Ducati Fila Ducati 999 F04 37:34.133
3 Steve Martin (Aus) D.F.Xtreme Sterilgarda Ducati 999 RS 37:42.385
4 Pierfrancesco Chili (Ita) PSG - 1 Corse Ducati 999 RS 37:42.502
5 Chris Vermeulen (Aus) Ten Kate Honda Honda CBR 1000RR 37:49.431
6 Garry McCoy (Aus) XEROX - Ducati Nortel Net. Ducati 999 RS 37:53.504
7 Chris Walker (Gbr) Foggy PETRONAS Racing Petronas FP1 37:53.948
8 Marco Borciani (Ita) D.F.Xtreme Sterilgarda Ducati 999 RS 37:53.990
9 Leon Haslam (Gbr) Renegade Ducati Ducati 999 RS 38:05.751
Wolstanton Weekly will be watching James Toesland. He's our tip for the top.
Still feels cold when you stand watching small boys play football.
Forgive me readers for I have sinned. I paid to go on the M6Toll by my own choice. I said I never would but the temptation of driving on a Motorway with only five other people got the better of me, twice.
Q: How much time can a lorry travelling at 60.5mph save by overtaking another lorry travelling at 60mph in an 8 hour shift?
A: 4 minutes.
Q: Was it worth the effort and disruption to other drivers?
A: No!!!!
Rich,
I cannot believe that I am sitting here in Knoxville Tennessee, right next to the Smoky Mountains, where bears live, rednecks go hunting, people eats grits and you can get punched for asking for a fag and I get news that keeps me up to date with whats going on in Wolstanton.
Thanks
Steve
Thanks for the report on life in "Knoxville" Steve. What on Earth are "Grits"? - Ed.
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