Welcome to: The Wolstanton Weekly World Wide Website The Wolstanton Weekly World Wide Website is best viewed 800X600 using your eyes. WARNING! Occasionally items are not entirely true. Posted 29/02/04.

"Hmmmmm!!!" said a reader, "Very pale thie week I see! Possably the palest browser safe colour I've ever seen" Great new format!!

Website of the Week! stevehowe.com/ for all you guitar fans out there. I've left Steve up again this week just in case you haddn't purchased one of his copper bracelets.

Reader's Lives This could become a regular feature if anything interesting happens to any of you AND you tell us about it. There will be a "Reader's Life" feature next week. The interview is done but there's too much to type up now.

News: Ann Winterton(Con) MP for Congleton was Sacked for telling this joke: Two sharks were swimming around one day when one said to the other "I'm fed up with eating mackrel all the time! Let's nip up to Morcombe and have a Chinese".

Peacetime Update: Still doesn't strike me as peaceful.

Joke of the Week: A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each others clothes off and make hot steamy love. After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?" The guy says "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

Music: Old Album Review: ZZ Top, Afterburner. Purchased in Newcastle for 5.97 English Pounds. It's exactly like it was last time you heard it. Band: Yawn!!!! Nothing happened again.

Picture (Movie) of the Week! May take a while to load this week. "Penguins"

Sport Footy: Tuesday 24/02/04 Crewe 0-1 Sheff Utd Colchester 1-4 Port Vale. Vale are 5th in the table heading for the play offs and a chance to get thrashed by Stoke in the league. 28/02/04 Crewe P-P Stoke (Pitch frozen) Port Vale P-P Swindon (Pitch frozen) Joe's first saturday football session was cancelled due to a frozen pitch too.

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Weather Today it snowed while the sun was out. How interesting is that?

Travel News I'm off to Wales tomorrow. That'll be nice.

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