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Posted 22/02/04.
stevehowe.com/ for all you guitar fans out there.
No one told us anything this week!
Random Tests For Drugs In Schools:
Head teachers are to be allowed to perform random tests for drugs on school-kids. Why test when they all have drugs?
The car bombs get bigger and kill more people, mostly Iraqis.
An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar. They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad. They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: "My God, it's Jesus!" Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another. After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: "My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!" Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. "Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle." Jesus then approaches the Scouser who says, "Back off, mate, I'm on disability benefit."
Album Review:
Band - Steve Howe's Remedy
Album - "Elements"
In depth review - Brilliant!
Gig Review:
15/02/04
Band - Jethro Tull
Venue - Wolverhampton Civic Hall
In depth review - Brilliant!
Band:
20/02/04
We actually got together this week. In the boozer for a pint.
Gig Review:
21/02/04
Band - Cry Havoc
Venue - Sagger Maker's, Burslem.
In depth review - Far be it for me to say it was too loud BUT:
You had to point at which pump you wanted your drink from and then gesture the size of drink to the barstaff while the band were playing.
The Moscow State Circus:
Only humans are used in this performnce. They juggle, balance, contort, and everything else you would expect from the world's finest circus. Truly spectacular! The ladies shapes were truly spectacular too.
"Eye Chart"
Footy:
14/02/04
C Palace 6-3 Stoke. Ouch!
Port Vale 1-0 Oldham
21/02/04
Stoke 1-1 Wigan. One point is better than none.
Bradford 2-1 Crewe
Plymouth 2-1 Port Vale
15/02/04
Rugby, Six nations:
Only one result of importance. Italy 9 England 50. That's 7 tries to England, none to Italy.
21/02/04
This week's important result:
Jocks 13-35 England
Warm enough for motorcycling. So I did. Then it rained.
Beware black motorcycles.
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