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Reader's Lives This could become a regular feature if anything interesting happens to any of you AND you tell us about it. 15 Minutes: "Everyone gets their 15 minutes of fame" so said a famous person. Robert Handley (half of reader number one and the reason I started this rag) recently celebrated his 40th birthday with a party. An ideal opportunity to team up with his old band mates, drag out the old set list and have a bash on his drum kit. So he did. As it happens one Mr. Big was there and he approached Rob and Paul (the bass player) with an offer they couldn't refuse. "Do you kids wanna play on TV in front of two million viewers?" asked Mr. Big. "Do we?" chorused Rob and Paul. And so it will be! Both Paul and Rob will be appearing on the "Dick and Dom Show" five Saturdays on the trot during March and April 2004. You can be sure the Wolstanton Weekly Video recorder will be running ready to catch the event as it happens. Good luck chaps! Break a leg!

News: Totschlag statt Mord: Armin Meiwes ist wegen Totschlags zu acht Jahren und sechs Monaten Gefängnis verurteilt worden. Begründung des Richters: Die zwischen zwei psychisch gestörten Menschen abgesprochene Tat ist kein Mord. Like it says, it's not murder if the victim wanted to be eaten! Mrs Pointon in major RTA update: There is a relatively minor bend in our Astra. Unfortunately, this may mean it's a write off. .

Peacetime Update: Looks like US and British governments might just be ready to accept that there are no WOMD after all and maybe the so-called military intelligence wasn't bullit proof either.

Joke of the Week: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: My friend is dead! What can I do? The operator says: Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead. There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: OK, now what?

Picture of the Week! "Emergency Jack"

Sport Rugbonews: Johnny Wilkinson is ruled out of the six nations with a shoulder injury. He needs an operation and he needs it now! Footy: 07/02/04 Millwall 1-1 Stoke. Stoke are still only 5 points outside the play off positions! Walsall 1-1 Crewe Port Vale 3-0 Sheff Wed.

Next Edition The Big Interview. WW reader hits the big time!

Weather Bucket fulls of weather this week. The floody season is upon us.

Travel News Windy weather threatens to blow over high sided vehicles.

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