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Some readers have nothing better to do than complain. "I have to download it and open it with Acrobat". That's what you do with PDF's! I hope you're satisfied with the HTML format. You'll be complaining you have to turn the computer on next!
Charlie Does Nothing
Prince Charles has done nothing and seen nothing. So let that be the end of it! Good. I'm glad that's sorted out now.
Cannabis On Test
A recent test involving 600 people with MS was carried out to see if cannabis would relieve symptoms. Strangely enough it gave no relief from the symptoms of MS but they all said that after taking the drug they "felt better". I don't really think we needed to spend thousands of English pounds to find this out. A person, with MS, known to me did her own test with cannabis and found it made her giggle a lot and was completely incapable of getting herself to bed. The tests are continuing, no one has dropped out!
The better we play, the more we get!!! A flood in our kitchen put an end to rehearsing this week.
Two vampires wanted to go out to eat, but were having a little trouble deciding where to go. They were tired of the local food in Transylvania and wanted something a little more exotic. After some discussion, they decided to go to ITALY because they had heard that ITALIAN food was really good. So off they went to ITALY and ended up in VENICE. On a bridge over one of the canals, they hid in the shadows and waited for dinner. A few minutes later they noticed a young couple walking their way. As they neared, the vampires made their move. Each vampire grabbed a person, sucked them dry and tossed the remaining bodies into the canal below. The vampires were extremely pleased with their meal and decided to have seconds. Another young couple approached a few minutes later and suffered the same fate as the first -- sucked dry and tossed into the canal below. Our vampires are now fairly full but decide to get dessert. In a short while a third young couple provides just that. As with the first two couples, these people were also sucked dry and tossed over the rail into the canal. The vampires decided that they had had a marvellous dinner but that it was time to head back home. As they started to walk away they began to hear some singing. They were puzzled because no one else was on the bridge. As they listened, they realized that it was coming from the canal. They looked over the rail and saw a big alligator in the water under the bridge, feasting on the bodies. They listened as the alligator sang: Do you know what he sang? Are you ready? Here it comes...... "Drained wops keep falling on my head"
This week we have exclusive pictures from the "World Designed by Women" series.
"Mouse"
"Hammer and Screwdriver"
"Toilet Seat"
"Tight Space"
Rugby World Cup:
Rost Beefs 24-7 Frogs
En-ger-land will meet the Aussies in the final. Yessssssssssssssss!!!!!
Footie:
Port Vale 1-0 Notts Co.
En-ger-land 2-3 Denmark. Oh well! It was only a friendly! Game of two halves. Sick as a parrot.
Get on yer Bike! The NEC Bike Show is now on!!!
Did I really think someone would write to me?
There will be a next edition and it could be in a mystery format!!!!
Bike Show Suppliment
Special report from the NEC Bike Show.
Erm... there were some bikes at the Bike Show! Honest!
